Too Heavy to Fly Like Wonder Woman

When discussing Halloween costumes with Little Man back in September, I mentioned that I might dress up as Wonder Woman–and by dressing up, I meant a Wonder Woman t-shirt because when your physique has been in a state of constant decline for about a decade plus carrying two babies to term, wearing a bikini bottom out isn’t such a great idea.

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LM’s response to my costume suggestion: “You can’t be Wonder Woman. You’re too heavy to fly.”

Well damn. No Lasso of Truth for me and my non-gravity defying derriere.

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