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Let me get this out of the way…
There is a plague upon WordPress’s house. And that plague is the new editor.
I’ve used the classic editor for more than a decade. When they switched to boxes, I updated my settings for classic. And then another time, I contacted support to switch me back. But it looked like I was finally doomed to using the boxes on the last update.
I couldn’t find any info for switching back by search, and the most recent comment from support on one of the forums said they weren’t adjusting settings anymore. PANIC. I don’t like change. I’m still mad at Apple for changing the color of the music icon on the iPhone, and that was years ago. So moving away from the editor I used for work and fun — all the cuss words.
Through luck, I figured it out. I went under “Posts” and when that opened, there was an “Add new” tab at the top with an arrow next to it. I clicked that arrow, and lo and behold, the option to post using the classic editor was there. Note: doing anything other than this gets me with the new editor. Don’t click “Add New” in the column on the left or it will give you boxes. Also, you have to sign in through yoursite.com/wp-admin for this.
Y’all are probably thinking WTH or don’t care because you use your tablets to post, and that’s great, but for the one or two of you who might miss Classic, there ya go.
Now that I have that info out of the way, I’ll move along to more personal shit. Nothing as juicy as the house that was taken, though.
First, what is wrong with my children? They fight over who gets to cuddle with me. You’d think that between me being built for comfortably cuddling two kids at once that they’d be fine, but no.
“I want the whole thing,” BG screams at LM.
Yes, “thing.”
“Stay on your side!” LM screams back.
“I don’t want a side! I want all of it!”
Yes, “it.”
“Well, you have to share OR ELSE.”
Cue BG balling up her fist and attempting to punch LM in the face. SIGH. I’ll tell ya, that little girl is stronger than she looks. Trying to manage her with one arm (with the bad shoulder) and keep her from attacking her brother isn’t easy. It’d be easier if her brother would move for a minute so I could deal with her, but no.
This happens every other day. Once they made a truce and agreed to each get one boob and over and avoid the middle, but I wasn’t entirely comfortable with that compromise. The last time we had a cuddle session, BG tried to cough on LM and told him she was giving him coronavirus.
Also, in the land of “What is wrong with my children?” WHY, WHY, WHYYYY will BG not stop licking the fucking couch?
It is gross for so many reasons. She’ll either lick it or suck on it and leave huge spots. And GERMS. I threw the cushions in the wash the other day and made all sorts of threats if she licked the couch again (and I offered her alternatives since honestly, I know it’s a sensory thing but it’s so freaking strange), but the licking resumed after a couple of days.
Also, why do my children have to pick Halloween costumes that aren’t readily available? Last year BG wanted Beast Boy, and of course they hadn’t put out new Beastie costumes in some time. This year, BG wants Wolverine, and there isn’t anything in her size because either you get to be a baby Wolverine or a big kid Wolverine — kids still in toddler sizes don’t get to be Wolverine. LM at first wanted to be Hawkeye, but I couldn’t find anything for that. He’s in that weird place where kid’s costumes won’t fit and the adult costumes are too big. He then switched to Winter Soldier from the Captain America movies. I found a Wolverine jacket that has a masked hood and will pair that with some yellow pants for the girl, and I found a Winter Soldier shirt (it looks like his clothing/arm) and will add some other stuff to make it work for LM.
We are really looking forward to Halloween! It’ll be different since we won’t get to do any big festivals, but we’ll still have trick-or-treating. My neighborhood is perfect for distanced trick-or-treating, so I think it’ll be safe.
Last — has anyone watched the show The Boys on Amazon? It is so damn good. It shows what would happen if corporate America were in charge of real superheroes and stuff. It’s also an excellent parallel for the society we live in. (I won’t say much otherwise, because of spoilers. Just check it out.)
How was your week?
I guess they are moving to the block editor in 2022 like PERMANENTLY. Don’t shoot the messenger. I hate block editor. Sigh. I hate change.
I am not a fan of Amazon shows because my Amazon is an a-hole. Every time I try to watch a movie or a show it is BUFFERING BUFFERING BUFFERING. And every time I try to rent a movie, it charges me then doesn’t work. So then I have to return the movie. So I have given up. I had to give up on Miss Maisel and everything. I KNOW. 😉
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Ugh this is almost as bad as The Office leaving Netfilx. Almost.
That sucks so bad!
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It left Netflix??
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It is supposed to on Jan 1 and be available on that new NBC app.
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THAT IS WHAT THEY DID TO FRIENDS LAST YEAR AND SEE WHAT HAPPENED?? #coronavirus
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Mmhmm! Who knows what moving The Office will bring. They’ve already moved Parks and Rec. No more than we use Netflix, I’ll probably cancel and get NBC. I had HBO through Hulu for a while but they won’t stream friends through that extension. It has to be the app for your phone and then cast it to TV to watch Friends. Sigh.
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LOVED season 2 of the Boys! Can’t wait for more.
As for Halloween, both of my kids wanted some kind of elaborate Minecraft costumes that don’t exist (an EnderDragon and some dark blocky thing with pixelated wings). They can’t seem to fathom that I’m not a cosplay expert and cannot fabricate such things. I kiss last year when Felix was Caesar and Stella was inflatable Rocket Man.
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Ha! Good luck with that.
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Oh my goodness – thank you for telling about the arrow to get back to classic editor! It works!! Yay! 🙂
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Yay! I’m glad it works for you.
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It is kinda sweet that they’re fighting over cuddles with you, even if it has turned a bit violent…
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😀 My husband says he wishes they’d fight over him.
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I wondered when I posted, why things looked so different – now I know – of course it has been so long, I thought I had forgotten how things worked. The fighting over you for cuddles is sweet. It won’t last forever. As far as costumes go – we gave up on trying to find costumes that appealed to the kids, and I would create make their costumes. One year I sent my youngest out as the creepy, stringy-haired lady on the Grudge – and he was so scary looking – he scared himself. Or the time I made them robes out of satin, with hood, and one went as the Zombie Executioner, and the other went as Nosferatu.
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Oooh those sound creepy!
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They were very creepy!!
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the kids Halloween costumes sounded great! I know its 3 months later now, but I’m super super behind on reading blog posts! Lol!
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