While updating my About Me page, I decided to have a little fun with it. And since there has been an influx of new followers, I thought I’d share that page as a blog post. Welcome aboard, new folks.
Per the blog post title, you should read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice.
Anxious Mom, who is known as “Mommy,” “Mom,” or “Momo” by her children, is a 30-something woman who resides in the Deep South. (And by “resides,” we mean “suffers” due to the unbearable heat and humidity.) She has two heathens — a son in middle school and a daughter in kindergarten. When the children aren’t busy tormenting each other, they torture their mother in ways only children can.
There are many things Anxious Mom enjoys doing in her spare time. If you ask her directly, she’d probably tell you that she loves reading and doing intellectual activities such as going to the museum. If you observe her in her habitat, however, you’ll find that she mostly watches shows on Netflix and plays games in her downtime. She is particularly fond of comedies, including The Office, Parks and Rec, Friends, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. She has jokingly said that liking one of those shows is required to be friends with her, but through careful observation, we have learned it is not, in fact, a joke.
If you asked Anxious Mom about her background, she’d tell you that she did a brief stint as a teacher before becoming a stay-at-home-mom. Since then, she has done freelance work part-time, including providing content writing and editing services. Her primary job, however, is working as a chauffeur. This is where she truly excels in life, as she has a penchant for punctuality (as long as her children and husband don’t intervene) and safety. The mother, who we suspect was a hall monitor in another life, is proud of having never gotten a speeding ticket. She does, however, fill her swear jar every other day thanks to her time on the road, so she isn’t as goody-two-shoes as she seems.
As you can see, Anxious Mom is a blogger. Some people call her a mommy blogger, and that irritates her greatly. “I am a mom who blogs,” she maintains, as though there is truly a difference. She has blogged for five years and writes about herself and her family. When she first started blogging, she wrote a lot about her mental health, and it’s suspected that she’ll do so again. The rapidly-approaching-middle-age mother is also fond of writing blog posts where she rants about meaningless topics.
This concludes our glimpse into the life Anxious Mom. You can read her other blog posts or follow her on Instagram for other mundane insights into her life.
Those are all of my favourite American comedies 🙂 In fact, I’m actively watching P+R and the Office right now, I’ve not long finished my Friends complete Blu-ray collection and Brooklyn Nine-Nine is on standby for a rewatch!
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Nice. I have The Office on DVD, but want to buy the digital version before Netflix takes it down. I can’t be bothered to get up and put a DVD in every time I want to watch an episode. 😉
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This is great! Creative way to introduce yourself…and I really could hear the voice the whole time I was reading it! 😄
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Thanks and awesome! 😀
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Love your writing! I can’t tell you how many times I have watched The office. My little girl is only a few months old, she loves the Office theme song music, sometimes I have to put it on in the car when she starts to fuss.
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Thank you! Love it!! I have had that song as a ringtone on my phones for the past 10 years. It is the absolute best.
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I loved this, particularly the part about mommy blogger and driving the spawn. I concur.
This is you.
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I need to get on Uber and give people lifts on the routes to my kids’ schools/bus pickup and make some gas money.
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