J is for J4F

Ready to have a little fun?

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Have you always wondered what your superhero name should be? Of course you have; after all, you can’t fantasize about joining the X-Man as your regular ol’ self (unless your regular ol’ self is pretty badass, anyway). My superhero name is Aqua Brain, which might just be the shittiest superhero name ever, unless your initials are GQ, in which case you’d sound like the crappy knockoff toy for Iron Man that you find at the flea market.


If you didn’t think finding your superhero name was fun, maybe you’ll enjoy finding your porn name. Mine is Dirty Tickler. Eh, don’t think I’ll be asking Sam to refer to me as that in the bedroom since it kinda sounds like a perverted McDonald’s character.


First there was Treat Yourself, and now there is Trump Yo’Self! No, this isn’t other words for telling someone to go fuck yourself. It’s an app you can use to see how you’d look if you had The Trump’s hair.

Okay, so Baby Girl looks pretty much the same. LM’s face is too sweet for this.

I think that’s enough fun for a Tuesday. Feel free to share your names/Trumpified pic in the comments.

Alternative meanings: None, but you can just JFF to mean the same thing.

Textspeak I passed up: J/K (just kidding), JW (just wondering), JTLYK (just to let you know), and JFGI (just fucking Google it).

What do you like to do J4F?


46 thoughts on “J is for J4F

  1. I am Professor Guard. That is an interesting name. I guess it’s just as well that I only consider myself a super hero when I am called Mom. As for a porn star name having the word dripper in it, well, I just don’t know what to say about that.

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  2. Yeah, “Captain Fang” saves the day! I’m not so sure about “Queen Strapper” though. Oh, the mental images will never leave me 😦
    Actually, Captain Fang would probably work as a porn name too 😉

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  3. Well this is no fun. We have the same initials! But, J4F, DW’s superhero name (using her maiden name) would Silver Shield (Silver Brain using her married name). I would be “Sweet Licker and she’d be Suductive Juicer.

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