Little Man said something really funny yesterday. I was wiping down the counters in the kitchen when he said it and thought, “This will be great for the Things Kids Say Thursday post!”
But I didn’t write it down. And now I can’t remember what he said to save my life.
Blame Mommy brain. Blame the Lamictal. Blame a shittier post-30 brain. Whatever.
So it’s back to scrolling through old posts on Facebook to find something funny or cute the kid said.
Daddy, will you get your shovel, go outside and dig a message in the ground that says, “Santa, don’t forget about Eli”?
LM: We don’t call anyone stupid. Except for bad guys and giants.
(We talk for a few minutes…)
LM: Uncle D’s girlfriend said she doesn’t like boys. (Shakes his head.) I think she’s a giant.
On what bees do: “They polish the flowers and turn them into honey.”
And Baby Girl is back again, talking about boobs some more.
Baby Girl (points to boob): Dat ball.
Me: No, it’s a boob.
Baby Girl (shakes her head): Dat BIG ball.
Please join me in Things Kids Say Thursday by sharing something cute or funny that your kid/kid you know has said. 🙂