Fun With Search Terms

If you’ve ever looked at your stats page, you’ve probably noticed that there is a section that shows the terms people have searched for to get to your website. Most of the time it shows “unknown search terms,” but not always.

And usually when not always happens, the search terms are boring or expected. Like I’ll get something to do with anxiety or depression, or something to do with medication. No surprise there, as I’ve blogged about those subjects quite a bit.

And sometimes with not always, I hit the search term jackpot and get something that’s fucking hilarious.

I took a screenshot of my search terms last night and put a big red arrow next to the ones I LOL’d at. My favorite one is “couldn’t you just step on ant man.” A close runner up was “people” because I imagine whoever did a random search on “people” had to go through a shit ton of Google search pages to get to my blog.

Check them out:


Which search term made you LOL? What’s the funniest search term you’ve ever noticed on your blog?


37 thoughts on “Fun With Search Terms

  1. Holy communion wallpapers background? What even..? Lol. I love checking my search terms because I get stuff like “why does my therapist hate me?” Or “will my therapist ever come back from vacation”? And it lets me know I am not alone 🙂

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  2. Search term posts are the best, I’ve done two so far. I’m evidently a star in India for little teen age boy masterbaiters. My #1 search term is Sunny Leone who is an Indian porn star.


  3. I hardly have any search terms, and they are boring:

    noninvas ear/pulse oxim sing
    noninvas ear/pulse
    sites like happify
    strong feelings for therapist
    person not a diagnosis
    my simpler life declutter calendar
    a person is not a diagnosis
    declutter kitchen 2015 calendar
    2015 declutter calendar

    The ones from last year are a little weirder:

    social bingo counseling
    rumor about my deptession onjob
    http://www.saying yes no
    crazy things people say


  4. Ha ha 🙂
    Mine are quite boring though there are loads looking for advice on how to write a formal email. Maybe I should do a post about that?
    I do have one – “get married to get into witsec”. Surely ratting on the mob is a better option 😉

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  5. It’s got to be girls with cocks one. One search term that comes up regularly on my own stats, so it must be the same person, is “BPD demonic possession” and another one I remember is “boys like high heels”

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  6. I save up all my great search terms for an annual awards show style post I make every January 1st. My all time favorite is “can you make a tooth pick from a possum penis” I don’t even want to know why anyone would want to look that up!

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  7. I get horrible creepy ones like “little girl poop stuck in butt.” I have no idea A) how that would lead anyone at all to my page, or B) what kind of nightmarish individual would be looking for that.

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