Who Wants A Quickie?

So, I’m at the beach. It’s hot, humid, and most importantly, fun. Relaxing? Uh, no, not with two kids, but that’ll happen over the weekend. 

Anyway, I wanted to write a short post. It’s not that I don’t have time to write a non-short post, but I’m not into the mobile blogging right now. Mainly because lazy fingers and no wi-fi. 

No wi-if! (Say that in your best Tom Hanks “There’s no crying in baseball” voice.) 

Since I would like to not pay $15 to Verizon for going over my meager data allotment, I’m trying to limit myself. I’ll probably break in the next day or two and then Baby Girl will have to do without a pack of diapers for a week because mama couldn’t kick her Internet habit. 

We’ve had a lot of fun on the beach and in the pools so far. My family met with blogger Linden at Tweet Less, Blog More and she’s just as awesome in person as she is online. And Little Man didn’t talk about his penis in front of them, so we had that going in our favor. 

And, speaking of which, let me give three Little Man-isms from vacation so far:

  • Look how tall Baby Girl is now! She’s up to my penis! (He had pants on.)
  • Baby Girl is such a hater, isn’t she? (After BG didn’t want to roll the ball.)
  • OMG there’s a bunch of sand on my penis! (Loudly enough for everyone in the pool and behind us at the shower to hear.) 

Aaaaaannnnddddd, today, I officially have a one-year-old. So happy birthday BG! Since she’s not able to eat cake yet, we had ice cream. Yum!

I’ll catch up on reading and commenting on all of the posts I’ve missed (since I’m sporadically browsing) in my email inbox either next week or tomorrow when I say “fuck this limited internet shit.” πŸ˜‰


26 thoughts on “Who Wants A Quickie?

    • We did that with LM. BG was laaaate on eating baby food and still isn’t eating anything that isn’t purΓ©ed, but when she does we are having a belated celebration with her personal cake to tear apart πŸ˜€

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  1. Verizon sucks. (But then, you already know that.) Do you have trouble keeping your connection? Why does it like to disconnect for no Earthly reason? Why do I have to keep constantly resetting my wireless adapter? Why is the sky blue? (Actually, I know the answer to that one.)

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  2. I ate cake in her honor. May the heavens bless her with killer intelligence to slay the world with and oodles of sass to whip whoever dares mess with her into shape. Keep having fun, my friend.

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  3. MB is so behind on giving free wi fi WTF?!! 😣 remember when I moved I went a good 2 weeks without it and I totally feel your pain!!
    And just so everyone reading this knows- the author of this blog is just as awesome (actually even more so) and so is her family in person! In fact I felt like LM and BG live in person and in action were a hoot!! πŸ˜‚ lets recall a moment from LM…the lifeguard!!!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜† LM got whistled at by the lifeguard to get away from the pier while he was in the water. So he went up to the lifeguard and we watched him staring at this lifeguard like excuse me what could I have possibly done wrong? He then walked back up to us under the pier and said “can you believe that lifeguard disrespecting a kid like that?!” LMAO! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I literally laughed out loud because it was just so darn cute and he is so articulate and annunciated his words so eloquently just like AM types about him!! She does a fine job relaying LM isms- he really is that funny and cute in person!! Our whole family has connected with them and because of our connection on WP our families have created what I know will be a lifelong friendship! So cool!! 😎
    And my daughter and LM are like two peas in a pod- they were even holding hands it was beyond precious!! BG and my youngest who are only a month apart had a stare down that would crack you up- they are a lot alike. When one would cry the other one would- it was like a baby face off!! LOL awwww girls- so dramatic!! πŸ˜† two mean girls in the making God help us! LOL

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