Here are a few things Little Man said this week that had us cracking up:
Tonight LM was playing with his Transformers. He plans to make videos to put on YouTube showing people how to transformer these things. He randomly asks:
Where is Optimus Prime’s penis?
During his visit with the doctor today, she commented on the color of his sister’s reddish blonde hair (which neither his dad nor I have) and asked if her daddy delivers the mail.
A rather offended Little Man:
My Daddy does NOT deliver the mail.
After returning home from his grandma’s:
Hey, Mommy I missed you!
“I missed you more!” I said.
No, I missed you more! I know this because the Force is strong with me and it isn’t with you. If I have to, I’ll Jedi mind trick you.
After being picked up from school on Monday:
Mom, I had a terrible day at school.
“Oh no, what happened?” I asked.
Clint got in my spot in music. I told him that it’s my spot, but he sat in it anyway.
Oh, do you guys have assigned seats?
No, but it’s my spot. I don’t like people sitting in my spot.
After telling him that I had rented him the Penguins of Madagascar movie:
I’m so excited I could cough my lungs out!
After his grandma commented “how sweet!” on a picture he posted of the two of us to his Facebook page:
It looks regular.