“Mommy, can you check my butt?”
Little Man yelled this loudly from the bathroom at CVS. I cracked the door open and he’s grabbing his ankles with his exposed butt in the air, ready for me to inspect. Fortunately no one happened past.
“If you wiped it and there was nothing on the paper you’re fine!”
“Oh my god, he’s stepping on my PENIS!”
He yelled this after the dog walked across his lap.
“Campbell told me that hell is the worst bad word there is. I told him that he was wrong and that hell isn’t the worst bad word there is. I know worse bad words. But I didn’t tell him what they were.”
“Look, they’re floating!”
I’ll let you figure that one out.
“I’m Baby Girl’s jester. It’s my job to make her laugh.”
Do you have any funny things your kids or kids you’ve been around have said this week?