Want Entertainment? Check Your Spam Folder

I didn’t used to check my spam folder on my email account, unless I was expecting something that might get sent there accidentally. And even then, I wouldn’t really look at the subjects of my other spam messages–I would just scan for a specific sender.

Then one day, I let my eyes wander in my spam folder and they came across the subject “Anxious Mom, A Lusty Housewife is Searching for You.”

Do what?

So I skimmed over the other thirteen or so subjects–WITHOUT OPENING THE MESSAGES–and came across similar emails.


Married women seeking an affair 

Anxious Mom, Are You Alone and Horny???

Christian Singles Are In Your Area!

A Cougar is searching for you!

Maybe it’s because I’m simple people, but I get a kick out of these. I wonder if it’s too much to hope that a horny Christian cougar with access to Viagra is in my area? We could be besties.

One more thing–when did the Nigerians stop wanting my financial support? I feel neglected. The bastards.

I leave you with this Michael Scott tidbit:

Toby Flenderson: Didn’t you lose a lot of money on that other investment? The email thing?
Michael Scott: You know what Toby, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?


13 thoughts on “Want Entertainment? Check Your Spam Folder

  1. I know! Where are all the horny single househusbands waiting for me? How come it’s always Cindy and never Chad who wants my response desperately? And why are all these people trying to sell me handbags when I don’t even use one? Bother my husband, he carries a bag!


  2. NotAPunkRocker says:

    I love the super complimentary ones…the ones you hope are sincere but alas, no.

    Also the inappropriately positive ones on serious posts. That’s always fun.

    “I loved this article, can’t wait to hear more about how to do this!” –post about M’s depression.

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