I didn’t used to check my spam folder on my email account, unless I was expecting something that might get sent there accidentally. And even then, I wouldn’t really look at the subjects of my other spam messages–I would just scan for a specific sender.
Then one day, I let my eyes wander in my spam folder and they came across the subject “Anxious Mom, A Lusty Housewife is Searching for You.”
So I skimmed over the other thirteen or so subjects–WITHOUT OPENING THE MESSAGES–and came across similar emails.
HEY ANXIOUS MOM, IT’S BETTER THAN VIAGRA!
Married women seeking an affair
Anxious Mom, Are You Alone and Horny???
Christian Singles Are In Your Area!
A Cougar is searching for you!
Maybe it’s because I’m simple people, but I get a kick out of these. I wonder if it’s too much to hope that a horny Christian cougar with access to Viagra is in my area? We could be besties.
One more thing–when did the Nigerians stop wanting my financial support? I feel neglected. The bastards.
I leave you with this Michael Scott tidbit:
Toby Flenderson: Didn’t you lose a lot of money on that other investment? The email thing?
Michael Scott: You know what Toby, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?